leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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thugmissus:

can’t believe she’s gone :(

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urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

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penis-hilton:

G O O D B Y E

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cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

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vbasement:

Animal facts.

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ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

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dare-for-distances:

The fog caused the fireworks to change the sky color

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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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