concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



BEST OF WOLFPUPY

(via pizza)


i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(via hi)


Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

(via telapathetic)




(via punned)


(via punned)


profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

(via hi)


psyducked:

Nicole Richie seems to be doing well since The Simple Life

(via thequeenvevo)


witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(via nicoldemort)


hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

(via telapathetic)


(via coluring)