fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

annameii:

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.

(via satanssassmaster)


lms if u the hoe sibling


railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

(via punned)


lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

(via punned)


modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via clestroying)


boyishdivision:

a kid went to the Museum of Modern Art and this was their amazing experience they wrote on a visiters card

boyishdivision:

a kid went to the Museum of Modern Art and this was their amazing experience they wrote on a visiters card

(via urlannoying)


callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(via theduelingswordfish)


ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via pawwwwwwwwwis)


whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

(via tipslip)



(via telapathetic)


eeriie:

"A Texas family has fled their home after finding some.. unnerving things in their daily family videos. The videos were being uploaded to YouTube and subscribers were pointing out a being or creature in almost every single family video. These are just two screenshots of the creepiest sightings, out of the many videos. The family has been blurred to protect their privacy."

(via searingdestiny)


positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via perks-of-being-chinese)