gothicpeaches:

Sewer drain confirmed for Super Smash Bros.

gothicpeaches:

Sewer drain confirmed for Super Smash Bros.

(via milesjai)


casadelanime:

casadelanime:

tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever

if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

(via telapathetic)


Tops bottoming for the first time

(via milesjai)


britneyjeanofficial:

Paris: “yah”

(via clestroying)


sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

(via australiansanta)


queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(via coluring)


officialunitedstates:

doctonwho:

officialunitedstates:

hi! sciency side of tumblr here.  I bet none of you knew this but salt is sodium chloride.  stay tuned for more mind blowing science

I knew that

no you didnt

(via australiansanta)


shitshilarious:

there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking

(via telapathetic)


*artist releases a new song*
ya'll: YAAASS BITCH SLAY, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAV'S CAREER, WEAVES WILL BE SNATCHED TONIGHT BIIITCH, WE RUNNING THIS SHIT
*song flops*
ya'll: yo that song was weak as hell what were they thinking?

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

image

(via coluring)


(via clestroying)


kuueater:

gameraboy:

Skeleton, 1959

kuueater:

gameraboy:

Skeleton, 1959

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

(via telapathetic)


gay4zayn:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”

(via australiansanta)