sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

(via clestroying)


notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

(via satanssassmaster)


House phone: *rings*
Me: nah


beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

(via giday)


aliciaaadanielle:

bridgettenicole420:

arielxtremelyawesomemom:

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

Oh my lanta.

just torturing students and citizens

What the fuck

(via giday)


dirtylittledamsel:

when you blacklist someone and they keep changing their url

image

(via giday)



howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


(via telapathetic)


lovesickindeed:

unnoticedscars:

the-universe-and-all-its-w0nders:

karkitty84:

mamakarkat:

image

And I died laughing.

THIS JUST MADE MY DAY 967438905% HAPPIER

IT WON’T STOP PLAYING DEAR GOG HELP ME!!!!!!! FUCK

OH MY GOD I CAN’T CONTROL THE NOISES COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH BAHAHAHAHA

H E L P

wtf

I—- What? Oh my god. HELP

(via giday)


professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

image

(via coluring)


stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

(via giday)


kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via giday)


realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via giday)